slender man

Positives... 
- Director Sylvain White knows how to give the movie a nice creepy tone that's filled with dread. 
- The suspenseful setup to the scares can also be pretty effective. 
- Main Female leads are good in their roles. 
- Javier Botet. Look him up and see why he is perfect to play Slender man. 
- There are things to like here for people that are fans of Ringu/The Ring or A Nightmare On Elm Street. 

Negatives... 
- Ringu/The Ring and A Nightmare On Elm Street already exists, which makes this feel unnecessary to have around. 
- Doesn't really add too much new to the genre. Cliche and derivative. 
- Certain scenes feel illogical enough that it kills the suspension of disbelief. 
- Some of the plot threads simply do not get satisfying resolutions. 
- Yes, several of the scares are annoyingly manipulative. 

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the meg

Positives... 
- You know why you're seeing this. It's a Jason Statham vs Giant Shark movie. Oh, and to see people getting eaten by that Giant Shark. 
- Unsurprisingly, this movie is not trying to be a masterpiece, but it's big set-pieces involving the shark are entertaining enough to watch. 
- It's decent to check out in 3D (yeah, I actually saw it in that gimmicky format). 
- If you wanted a shark movie to just be what you expect it to be, then don't worry, this one follows a lot of predictable cliches, plot tropes, and have very familiar character archetypes, associated with what you expect a shark movie to be. 

Negatives... 
- This movie follows a lot of predictable cliches, plot tropes, and have very familiar character archetypes. If you're looking for something different or more prestigious, this is not it. 
- There's one particular plot trope that I truly truly wished was not part of this movie, but unfortunately it's constantly forced on us multiple times over. 
- Throw logic out of this movie, because it's only there when it's convenient. 
- Could have been spectacularly trashy if it went for a full R-Rating. 

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flavours of youth

Positives... 
- Anthology film covering three different stories? I like. 
- Animation is good and pretty? Nice. 
- A bit poetic in the narrative? I dig it. 
- About nostalgia, relationships, and hope? Cool. 
- All melancholic, sentimental, melodramatic, emotional, and introspective? Sure. 

Negatives... 
- It can get too melancholic, sentimental, melodramatic, emotional, and introspective, to the point where it starts being a little too heavy handed. 
- If you've seen enough of these kinds of stories, the plot progressions are generally familiar, and relies on enough predictable plot tropes. 
- It probably should have taken more risks with the stories. 

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christopher robin

I might be alone in this, but during the first 15 minutes of Disney's "Christopher Robin," I was concerned that it really was just a nostalgia grab, filled with silly bits for the kids, and melancholic scenes for adults. It was going for the broad strokes to please a general audience, and was way too obvious in regards to it's intentions to pull on the emotional heart strings. I was immediately in my "don't fall for their trickery" mode as I was watching it. Then suddenly, I fell for it anyway. 

Besides those first scenes where I actually did feel a little restless by what seemed to me a pretty drab and uninteresting setup to the story of the movie, it really picked up in a huge way once Ewan McGregor and Winnie The Pooh were finally put on screen together. The chemistry and interactions between the adult Christopher Robin and Pooh was simply wonderful. Just ignore a few plot conveniences and predictable tropes, and just get yourself sucked in to the movie's premise. 

In many ways, I kind of just wished this movie just revolved around the characters from the Hundred Acre Woods, because they really made this film as whimsical and charming to watch. Jim Cummings in particular really stands out at how good he is voicing Winnie The Pooh; and Tigger too, but I got to also give kudos to Brad Garrett as Eeyore, and Nick Mohammed as Piglet. Ewan McGregor looked like he was really having fun in the role of Christopher Robin, which is good since the journey of his character was essentially for us to fully enjoy the story. 

By the end of "Christopher Robin," despite my reservations on how some plot elements were handled, or the tonal shifts between scenes made for adults and scenes made for children, I grew to really like this movie, and several of the set pieces they showed us. I appreciate how it was willing to completely commit to it's thematic idealism of a story, without worrying too much about how it could easily be dissected and nitpicked on. Sometimes we just want to watch a movie that is simply good for the soul, and this film fits that role excellently. 

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blindspotting

As a movie, "Blindspotting" is kinda all over the place in pacing, tone, style, and themes. This might have to do with the fact that this is Carlos Lopez Estrada's first time directing a feature length movie. It might also have to do with the fact that this is also the first feature length movie written by Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal; who both happens to also star in this. Now before you pre-judge this movie as an amateur hour first effort, let me just tell you that this is more similar to it being an acclaimed instant hit from first timers. 

The movie can get random at times, and can jump from a comedic skit type of bit, a social commentary scene, to a full on emotionally powerful dramatic set piece. This style and pacing works in the context of the story though, as it follows roughly around a three days period, which allows it to be a bit more stream of consciousness with it's narrative. I somehow feel the need to emphasize that this direction really does work. It's quite funny when it wants to be, and it's quite dramatic when needed as well. This movie feels fresh a lot of the times, but there are still moments that felt cliche, with familiar story tropes, and plot conveniences as well. Overall it should successfully keep your attention throughout. 

Give a round of applause to the two main leads of this film though; also the writers, Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal. Both are really good in their roles, with Diggs playing the more straight-man of the duo as Collin, and Casal being the wild out of control guy as Miles. Both have flaws, and strengths in their characters, but they make it easy to feel completely invested with them. Great chemistry between the two! Janina Gavankar also gets to shine in this as Val, who is instrumental in one of the more emotional plot threads of this story. 

Besides the two main leads, what's likely going to stick out with "Blindspotting" are what this film is all about. This movie has quite a lot to say! It talks about the city of Oakland, California. It talks about gentrification. It talks about cultural appropriation. It talks about police shootings. It talks about profiling. It talks about guilt. It talks about second chances. It talks about identity. Plus many more. Needless to say, after watching this movie, you will have an opinion one way or another. That's a good thing. 

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the darkest minds

Positives... 
- Amandla Stenberg. She is essentially the reason to see this. Give her more movies. 
- The pairing of the four primary young characters, played by Amandla Stendberg, Harris Dickinson, Skylan Brooks, and Miya Cech, are all entertaining to watch. The scenes of their camaraderie and chemistry, are the best parts of this movie. 
- Fans of movies based on Young Adult novels, should find a lot to like about this. 

Negatives... 
- It's still a movie based on a Young Adult novel, and shares the trappings, flaws, and tropes, that's very common in these kinds of genre films. 
- The story derivatives and predictability can be disappointing, and dampers any sort of excitement you might have for this. 
- Plot conveniences and plot holes, also ruin what should otherwise be a relatively innocuous movie. 
- There were some inane plot developments that I found completely eye-rolling worthy. 
- Did Miya Cech; the only Asian character in the main cast, even get to say anything? If she was suppose to be mute, then the movie failed to inform me of that. 

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eighth grade

If writer / director Bo Burnham's goal was to put pure insecurity and awkwardness on screen, then he succeeded. If actress Elsie Fisher's goal was to perfectly embody insecurity and awkwardness on screen, then she succeeded too! Unless you were one of the popular kids or was very much socially secure during your time in eighth grade, then the things that happened in this movie must have felt very relatable. Well of course not all of them, but you know what I mean. It also gave you the reminder that you really wouldn't want to go back to that time of your childhood. 

Bar none, the main reason to see this film is for Elsie Fisher's performance as Kayla. She is phenomenal in the role. It's almost like she isn't even acting, and her portrayal felt so naturally believable. From her facial reactions, to the way she talks or responds to people, and just how her character handles some awkward scenarios, are all just top notch. She has to be that good, because just about every scene in this film revolves around her, and it's like we're just a fly in the wall observing everything that happens to her. 

Before I forget to give him credit, Josh Hamilton is absolutely awesome as Kayla's Dad Mark. Considering my age, I really really liked Mark's role in this film. I really sympathized with him a lot in this movie, and really appreciated the things he said in this, as well as how he acts around Kayla. While I would want to comfort Elsie with a nice hug, I absolutely want to give Mark a fist bump or a high five for being a good Dad to her. The scenes between Kayla and her Dad for me are my most favorite parts of this film. 

The narrative of this story is essentially a slice-of-life kind of thing, that spans a one week period. It's not completely a coming-of-age story, but it definitely has that element here. It tries to give us many elements of what it's like to be in that age group, all to serve the purpose of giving us some social commentary about growing up. Some good thematic lessons to be had here for sure. My only gripe there is that it can be a little cliche or derivative in some cases. Yes, it can be argued that it can't be helped, but then there are also some plot turns and characters that seem more patronizing than naturally believable. Opinions may vary there of course. 

It might be presumptuous of me to say, but I think kids and parents should watch "Eighth Grade" as a mandatory requirement. This is a good look at teenage life, and a potential informative insight to that age group. Bo Burnham deserves some recognition for making this movie, because I genuinely think there are valuable things to learn here. Plus it's a good movie too! 

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three identical strangers

Positives... 
- Those of you familiar with this true story should appreciate this documentary of it. 
- Those of you unfamiliar with this true story should avoid spoilers as much as possible, because it's a doozy of a documentary. Don't watch the trailer! 
- I like the mix between the unobtrusive reenactments and the actual archival footage. 
- How the filmmakers handled the narrative is fantastic and keeps a good pace throughout. 
- Did I mention this true story is quite a tale, and very much worthy of your time watching it. 

Negatives... 
- The way this story and documentary ends may leave some people unsatisfied. 
- Sometimes it repeats archival footage more times than I would prefer. 

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extinction

Positives... 
- The set-up of this story is interesting enough. 
- Michael Pena not playing a comedic role is... different. 
- Premise of the whole movie should encourage some good discussions about what it's about. 
- It gets really good at the 60 minute mark. 

Negatives... 
- You have to endure waiting through 60 minutes before this movie justifies your time spent watching it. 
- The kid characters continually do stupid and frustrating things. 
- Michael Pena's character is essentially the only one you'll really care about. 
- Should have been a more exciting movie than what we got. 
- It's not really that visually interesting... until you get to the 88 minute mark...  
- That last 30 minutes, deserves a much better first 60 minutes. What a waste. 

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You can watch it now on NETFLIX (or don't)  

teen titans go to the movies

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Right from the opening scenes of "Teen Titans Go! To The Movies," there are many things about the movie that will be really obvious about it. It's completely in your face with how it's filled with a bunch of dumb things, and content that are just pure nonsense. It's super hyper kinetic that challenges your attention span, and has a lot of visual easter eggs too. Simply put, there are many things that happens in this animated movie that people will consider to be really stupid. Like idiotically stupid. Like "I can't believe how stupid this is" stupid. With all that said, I had an absolute blast watching this! 

As somebody who has never seen a full episode of the series this movie is based on, I am pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed this. Yes, I am aware that I'm not exactly the age demographic that this is made for, but it seems that the movie itself doesn't really care either, because it has a lot of humor that older comic book fans like myself are definitely going to enjoy. In fact, I would go so far and say that it's comedy even calls back to '80s and '90s entertainment quite often; which is in fact the eras of my youth. There are even some pretty dark humor slipped into the comedy, that I found myself eyes wide open, mouth agape, at the fact that this kid's movie went there. 

Some people have said that it's like the "Deadpool" movies but for kids. Essentially, the self-aware, irreverent, meta humor is what primarily drives how entertaining this is for people who aren't in that young age bracket. It's even filled with many pop cultural references that I genuinely think are more targeted towards older kids or adults. Now the plot itself is admittedly pretty straight forward, and the general derivative themes of the story are kids friendly, which is all fine and all. However, it truly is the narrative that is just pure fun, as it isn't afraid to go into outrageous scenes of pure wackiness, all for the sake of some joke to entertain us. 

From enjoyable musical numbers that at one point had a tiger with a keytar, to the many inside jokes about superhero movies that includes both DC and Marvel films, to just the entertaining action set pieces that isn't afraid to mix in fart jokes or silly kiddie magic tricks, "Teen Titans Go! To The Movies" is an unbelievably refreshing entry into the comic book superhero movie genre. I honestly have that itch to want to go see it again. 

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