The Ice Road

POSITIVES…

  • An exciting crowd pleaser of an action movie that just happens to involve ice road trucking. 

  • Could have been called “Problem Solving: The movie” and I’m all for it. 

  • This movie has all these little factoids scattered throughout the movie, from the very first opening captions, all the way to the end, and I was highly entertained being exposed to all of them. 

  • When “I want you to pull the rocker arm shaft” constitutes an action music moment, then you know this movie knows exactly what kind of movie it is. 

  • Getting a tire out of the ice is considered an action beat! 

  • The more traditional action sequences are enjoyable to watch as well. 

  • Appreciated the good pacing that keeps the movie moving. 

  • Liked the ensemble cast and the distinctive characters they are playing, from Liam Neeson, Marcus Thomas, Amber Midthunder, Benjamin Walker, Holt McCallany, and Laurence Fishburne. 

  • The chemistry between the characters is quite solid. 

  • Take a shot whenever you hear the name “Kenworth.”

NEGATIVES…

  • Could have been called “Worst Case Scenarios: The movie.” Bad things happen to a point that it’s almost just a parody of itself. 

  • Might be considered too generic, derivative, or unremarkable for some movie goers. 

  • Plot progression and narrative isn’t exactly unpredictable or unfamiliar. 

  • Familiar plot tropes, cliches, and conveniences. 

  • There’s that highly coincidental scene that interrupted an important conversation that was going to make a big revelation. Come on with the plot manipulation! 

  • CGI special effects look so low resolution, that it’s going to look worse in the 8K future. 

  • Mentions “nichiiwad” and doesn’t really pay it off. 

  • Song choices are ridiculously way too on the nose with the story, that they were distractingly hilarious. Which I assume wasn’t the intention.

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The Ice Road - watched it on NETFLIX